Be Lazy

Being lazy is the key to happiness. You read that right- all through you childhood grandma taught you the virtues of hard work and honesty - the magic combination that can get you anywhere... But in today's world, these antiquated ideals no longer apply. We all know honesty is a virtue which isn't really appreciated any more- an honest person is considered a fool- everyone has to be dishonest once in a while to survive society today. As for hard work, you might feel that's still needed. Well, I'm going to show you how hard work leads to dissatisfaction- or in other words, laziness leads to happiness.

We feel happy when our expectations are met. And, we feel disappointed when they aren't. By working hard for something, we shift our expectations up- by working hard at a job, we expect better results, or whatever. The crux of my argument is that the harder we work for something, the more we expect. and therefore, the more disappointed we are when we don't get it. Also, the harder we work for something, the less excited we are when we do get it, simply because our expectations are a lot higher. If one doesn't work hard, one doesn't expect very much- and is, therefore, more likely to be pleased.

I'm in college right now- I know students who study for days before tests, and then there's a few like me who just sort of show up, and do reasonably well anyway. Those who study a lot do feel happy when they get good marks, but they feel absolutely devastated when they don't perform as well as they hoped they would. As for the lazy lot, we don't really care if we get worse marks because we know we don't deserve them anyway. And, if we do perform well, we're absolutely delighted- "you know, i got 80% without studying at all".

So, if one works hard, then one can either feel devastated, or be mildly satisfied... and if one doesn't work too much, then one either doesn't care, or feels awesome. If your aim in life is marks(/success/money), by all means go ahead and study(/work) but if your aim is to be happy and satisfied with yourself, laziness is the way to go!

PS. This doesn't really work in the long run. For true happiness, learn from Fight Club!

Words of Wisdom

by George Costanza

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that? A bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years till you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, and you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off in an orgasm!! Amen."

Found it here. I don't the the link works any longer though...

Words...

I found this somewhere online, can't remember where. If anyone knows who came up with it, please let me know so I can give credit to the person.

Learn to be Quiet

by Franz Kafka

You need not do anything.

Remain sitting at your table and listen.
You need not even listen, just wait.
You need not even wait,
just learn to be quiet, still and solitary.
And the world will freely offer itself to you unmasked.
It has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.

I found this poem online, thought it was pretty awesome... what do you think?

PS. I've removed the last line of the poem- I think it sort of spoils the whole thing. If you want to see it, just select the whole post.